allnightdiner

HAHA SPINNER’S MARRIED TO EMMA!

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:42:47 -0400

HAHA SPINNER’S MARRIED TO EMMA!

"I’m not saying that dumb people aren’t entitled to have their dumb ideas about the issues of the..."

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:42:52 -0400

“I’m not saying that dumb people aren’t entitled to have their dumb ideas about the issues of the day, they just don’t actually need to have a giant public forum through which to inarticulately voice those impossibly stupid opinions. Someone give this lady a livejournal and let’s be done with it.”

- Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot | Videogum

lolcat: Yo Dog

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:44:12 -0400

lolcat: Yo Dog

melgotserved: fuckyeahdementia: Silly Food vs. Jake...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:36:34 -0400

melgotserved:

fuckyeahdementia:

Silly Food vs. Jake Gyllenhaal. The opposite of Keanu Reeves

Jake Gyllenhaal needs a Food Network Show.

(via kbronson)

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:30:25 -0400

(via kbronson)

"First of all, savethekitties, do not patronize me. I know who MARU is, I do not live in a cave with..."

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:28:32 -0400

“First of all, savethekitties, do not patronize me. I know who MARU is, I do not live in a cave with a ham fucking radio and a Tetris keychain as my lone entertainment options.”

- Julie Klausner

"You can still fight, but you could learn, too. It’s called back-door education. Why do we have to be..."

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:39:15 -0400

“You can still fight, but you could learn, too. It’s called back-door education. Why do we have to be all flowers and lollipops. Why can’t it be like fighting but we are actually learning. That’s called back-door education.”

- Out.com Features | Catching Up with Kelly Killoren Bensimon

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Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:23:20 -0400

leilacohanmiccio: shimmeryshine: “A small group of people...

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:22:20 -0400

leilacohanmiccio:

shimmeryshine:

“A small group of people were gathered on the lawn a distance from the convention center. They were standing around Joshua Jackson from ‘Fringe’, he was staging his own ‘Pacey-Con’, giving out fan fiction he wrote and getting pictures with the women, all while the ‘Dawson’s Creek’ theme music played on a boom box.”

THERE. ARE. NO. WORDS.

Every so often, I wonder if Joshua Jackson should be replaced as my number one celebrity crush. These photos say “nope!” PACEY + LEILA 4EVA.

I kind of want to read the fan fiction.

Bankruptcy, you say? Ridiculous!

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:48:42 -0400

Bankruptcy, you say? Ridiculous!

Photo

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:40:53 -0400

Ouch.

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:09:20 -0400

Ouch.

mattchew03: I can’t stop laughing at this.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:46:02 -0400

mattchew03:

I can’t stop laughing at this.

hugparty: hman: “…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:15:53 -0400

hugparty:

hman:

“…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of a
window in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the
counter and generally caused a gigantic mess.

Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and
tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer. It must have gotten its head out and then suffocated as it couldn’t get its body out. So, the raccoon was dead by the time we got up in the morning and its body was still in the cabinet…”

(Fucked in Park Slope)

JESUS CHRIST

leilacohanmiccio: I find it really difficult to reconcile my hatred for the cupcake trend with my...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:53:33 -0400

leilacohanmiccio:

I find it really difficult to reconcile my hatred for the cupcake trend with my love of readily available cupcakes.

Agreed. I’m tired of having to clarify that I am not a trendster, just an incredibly unhealthy human being. I mean, I’m from the Midwest. We’ve been eating sugar covered in fat since the dawn of man.

I'd like to see a movie called "Reception" about Apple implanting a thing in iPhones that allows them to make calls.

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:48:36 -0400

alexblagg:

— Free viral video idea!

art-it: (via designismymuse, wishilivedhere) My apartment looks...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:55:41 -0400

art-it: (via designismymuse, wishilivedhere)

My apartment looks like this. In my DREAMS.

timeoutnewyork: (via butterteam)

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:52:16 -0400

timeoutnewyork: (via butterteam)

"You’re not sorry, not really. You know the day we met you, you told us that a sub prime on loan made..."

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:37:18 -0400

““You’re not sorry, not really. You know the day we met you, you told us that a sub prime on loan made good sense. And not to worry about the rate adjustments because we would be able to refinance before the loan resets. And then you told us it would be advantageous for us to enhance the income statement to help facilitate the approval process. Those were your words exactly,” —Love Hewitt to the bank officer”

- The Ten Best Lines From Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Prostitute Lifetime Movie — Vulture

obvi: ilovecharts: SPOILER ALERT!!! Probably won’t want to...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:19:51 -0400

obvi:

ilovecharts:

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Probably won’t want to look at this is you haven’t seen the movie.

I’ve been waiting for this to come out…the poster, not the movie.

This is very helpful.