raffertyesque: ☞ So Dean Martin, a Yeti, and Jaws Walk into a Casino... →
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with slot machines.
The reason they’re called “slot” machines is because you used to put a coin in a slot, pull a lever, watch some reels spin, and lose your money. From the 1800s until a few years back, that’s how it worked. Nowadays though, they don’t even have a…
Seriously, the Star Trek slots are pretty awesome. I mean, it’s no Kitty Glitter, but it’s good.
Also great is the Survivor slot machine, which kept me fairly busy last weekend in AC. Although I question who decided to include Rudy, Jerri, and Rupert (fucking Rupert!) as the only three Survivors featured on the machine.
