Barbie: Friend Or Foe? →

she’s a friend for sure. until you start reaching puberty and realize that this plastic bitch has everything you’ll ever want in life so you cut off all her hair because yes, that will show her. then ken will lose interest in her and move on to skipper, who at some point got boobs. then barbie will start eating donuts in her dream kitchen, lose her job as a doctor/rock star, the corvette and ‘57 chevy will get repossessed and she’ll be forced to move into a dream studio apartment with her dream cats, carrying around a big dream gut. oh yes, you showed her.

or so i’ve heard. where’s my chocolate? ack!