oh. my god. “cyberseduction: his secret life” is one of the most awesome movies that i have ever seen, for several reasons in no particular order

- the main kid is a swimmer. his nickname is “stroke”.

- stroke gets his little brother into porn. little stroke makes a greatest hits cd called “virgin vagina”, which is soon found by his mother.

- there is a stroke family meeting to discuss “virgin vagina”.

- stroke’s girlfriend is super christian.

- no less than 2 people have actually downloaded the entire movie onto youtube.

- energy drink addiction is apparently a side effect of internet porn addiction.

- pretty sure stroke wears guyliner.

- how much do i love the fat slutty chick? a lot. a whole lot.

this is 11 parts of awesome!