and

listening to the completely overwhelming cheer when the u.s. team came out (even britain and france couldn’t come close) was creepy. watching gw bush and his robot wife stand up to salute them? vomit-inducing.

i mean i definitely love my country and appreciate the fact that i can write about our shitforbrains pres and not get arrested for it (fingers crossed!) but really, it is creepy.

also i’m pretty sure gw is drunk. which almost makes me not totally hate him.

also john edwards, wtf! you dumbass, did you think you could keep this on the downlow? and correct me if i’m wrong but doesn’t your wife currently have terminal cancer? jesus h. and fox- you let the national enquirer get the scoop! for shame.