"Perhaps you’ve just enjoyed a romantic dinner together (I suggest Red Lobster). The evening is going well, and you suspect the two of you might end up in bed together later in the evening. Great. Here’s what you do: Order dessert. (If you take my suggestion of Red Lobster, I further suggest “The Chocolate Wave.”) When your Chocolate Wave arrives, spoon some of that gooey concoction into her mouth, and say, “I wish this gooey concoction was my wang, and I wish your mouth was your butt."

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