The reason I love America
is because none of us give a flying fuck about hockey, but I know everyone’s facebook status will be “LOL GO USA” because there’s nothing that unites us more than stomping out the dreams of others.
I’m even pretending to care by leaving NBC on mute.
It makes me so proud.
Eagles.
Wigwams.
Buffalo.
Tyranny.
God bless us, every one.
amen.