allnightdiner

Jul 24

Ouch.

Jul 23

I can’t stop laughing at this.

hman:

“…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of a
window in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the
counter and generally caused a gigantic mess.

Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and
tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer. It must have gotten its head out and then suffocated as it couldn’t get its body out. So, the raccoon was dead by the time we got up in the morning and its body was still in the cabinet…”

(Fucked in Park Slope)

JESUS CHRIST

Jul 22

leilacohanmiccio:

I find it really difficult to reconcile my hatred for the cupcake trend with my love of readily available cupcakes.

Agreed. I’m tired of having to clarify that I am not a trendster, just an incredibly unhealthy human being. I mean, I’m from the Midwest. We’ve been eating sugar covered in fat since the dawn of man.

I’d like to see a movie called “Reception” about Apple implanting a thing in iPhones that allows them to make calls.

alexblagg:

— Free viral video idea!

Jul 21

art-it: (via designismymuse, wishilivedhere)

My apartment looks like this. In my DREAMS.

timeoutnewyork: (via butterteam)

Jul 20

“You’re not sorry, not really. You know the day we met you, you told us that a sub prime on loan made good sense. And not to worry about the rate adjustments because we would be able to refinance before the loan resets. And then you told us it would be advantageous for us to enhance the income statement to help facilitate the approval process. Those were your words exactly,” —Love Hewitt to the bank officer” — The Ten Best Lines From Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Prostitute Lifetime Movie — Vulture

obvi:

ilovecharts:

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Probably won’t want to look at this is you haven’t seen the movie.

I’ve been waiting for this to come out…the poster, not the movie.

This is very helpful.