July 2010
59 posts
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“I’m not saying that dumb people aren’t entitled to have their dumb ideas about...”
– Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot | Videogum
“First of all, savethekitties, do not patronize me. I know who MARU is, I do not...”
– Julie Klausner
“You can still fight, but you could learn, too. It’s called back-door education....”
– Out.com Features | Catching Up with Kelly Killoren Bensimon
leilacohanmiccio:
I find it really difficult to reconcile my hatred for the cupcake trend with my love of readily available cupcakes.
Agreed. I’m tired of having to clarify that I am not a trendster, just an incredibly unhealthy human being. I mean, I’m from the Midwest. We’ve been eating sugar covered in fat since the dawn of man.
I'd like to see a movie called "Reception" about...
alexblagg:
— Free viral video idea!
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“You’re not sorry, not really. You know the day we met you, you told us that a...”
– The Ten Best Lines From Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Prostitute Lifetime Movie — Vulture
“Stuff That Is Actually Cool
* Wearing sunglasses
* Saying swears
* Doing...”
– Is Bushwick, Brooklyn the ‘Coolest Place on the Planet’?
YEAH!
“Some might say The Situation is priceless. MTV says he’s worth...”
– Is Christina Aguilera About to Get Fired From Music?
BRB, having complete mental breakdown.
shea sylvia [blog edition]: A Cautionary Tale →
Mom, don’t read this post.
I work in online marketing and it’s no secret that I actively blog, tweet and check in on Foursquare. It’s not just my profession - it’s fun. Social media is largely responsible for some of my closest friendships. I’ve never felt unsafe participating and generally trust that the community will police itself and follow the unwritten rules. But sometimes I share too...
“I often pile the fur together when I’m finished, hold it up, and ask my...”
– Review for The FURminator Cat Shedding Brush - Stop Shedding Problems from PETCO.com
Guess who’s buying this and guess who’s going to do this exact same thing.
Party Time.
I had a dream last night in which I went to a birthday party for Julia Allison. In the dream, I was a “friend” of hers, and went to the party with other “friends”, but we went primarily to make fun of her. But then she arrived at the party and spent her time hiding in the trees (it was an outdoor party in the park, obvs) and we all started to feel bad for her. Then she...
“During this remarkable hour of perfection, a critical voice sounded in my head:...”
– ohnotheydidnt: This post is a designated Gwyneth Worship Zone (GWZ)
“Only after an hour had passed did I notice the sharpness of her knives. I was...”
– ohnotheydidnt: This post is a designated Gwyneth Worship Zone (GWZ)
“Let’s see…who am I forgetting?”
– Mel Gibson (via tomoatmeal)
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How dare anyone mock Jeremy Piven, MASTER THESPIAN! He is of the stage! And the street! (Watch it all the way through. Really.)
“The end result is the same as the old formula—women’s insecurities sell...”
– How feminist blogs like Jezebel gin up page views. - By Emily Gould - Slate Magazine
You know, I really like Emily Gould when she’s not writing about herself.
“I am completely serious about this. Jake & Vienna should be put in jail...”
– Let’s Put Jake & Vienna In Jail and Never Let Them Out
I’m on board with this.
Catbed Update
So the catbed arrived today and I just brought it home and delivered it to Kitty. Ten minutes later, she’s already bathed in it.
The bed even came with 3 free catnip toys, which Kitty is currently losing her shit over. Seriously, go buy a catbed. Now!
Somebody’s hiiiiigh…
“Yes, if I was Judge Marsha I’d hit all the bars tonight, because you know...”
– Lindsay Lohan Is Going To The CHOKEY For 90 DAYS! | Dlisted