February 2010
93 posts
The reason I love America
drinkyourjuice:
is because none of us give a flying fuck about hockey, but I know everyone’s facebook status will be “LOL GO USA” because there’s nothing that unites us more than stomping out the dreams of others.
I’m even pretending to care by leaving NBC on mute.
It makes me so proud.
Eagles.
Wigwams.
Buffalo.
Tyranny.
God bless us, every one.
amen.
“In the 2 1/2 hours following the 90-second quake, the U.S. Geological...”
– Chile Earthquake, Tsunami 2010: LATEST UPDATES, VIDEO
everything about this sentence scares the absolute shit out of me.
yeah, i may regret this...
but here it is until i decide to take it down. narcissism, yay!
Watchmarklisanti:
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at anything.
“But then Hurley gives Jack Jacob’s secret message, which is “you have what it...”
– Lost S60E04: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes | Videogum
this is depressing and makes me hate women. →
enjoy!
drinkyourjuice:
From deadspin: “A student at NYU’s Stern School of Business sent a complaint email to a hard-headed professor about his class’s lateness policy. The professor emailed back, eviscerated the student David Mamet-style, and now it’s gone viral. Welcome to internet immorality.”
Here’s the exchange:
Sent: Tuesday, February 9, 2010 7:15:11 PM GMT -08:00 US/Canada Pacific ...
“I have a sneaking suspicion that you’ve never actually talked to a doctor, and...”
– Dear Coke Talk: On self-medicating.
I have attempted to meet Coke Talk in person, but she said she can’t give up who she is. People have asked me if it’s me. It’s not me. I am far too poor to use cocaine with the regularity that this chick does, and so in that sense I’m like, “I fucking wish.” I...
observation.
i was looking through the tumblr directory for some health & fitness blogs- mind you, not because i’m some health nut, but sometimes i enjoy looking up new workouts that i can pretend that i’ll start doing at the gym. which is the very place that i’m putting off going right now. anyway, almost all the blogs in that category are weight loss journals. and like, it’s fine...
“Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn’t stop...”
– Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“Character 1: Oh, don’t you know about hint at a new mystery?
Character 2:...”
– Lost S06E03: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) - Recaps - Videogum
The Blog of Steve Schwartz: No One Knows What the... →
Feeling Like a Fraud
Have you ever received praise, or even an award, for being great at something despite having no clue what you’re doing? Do you feel like a fraud, wondering what sort of voodoo you’ve unwittingly conjured up to make people think you know what you’re doing, when the…
this should be required reading for everyone on earth.
“Sometimes I bone this dude and after I won the laundry marathon he insisted that...”
– Bed Bugs: Is No One Safe? | The Awl
“Google and Facebook’s entire business model is based on the notion of...”
– Lyons, on Buzz, etc. (via newsweek)
Dan Lyons, stop frightening me!
(via alittlespace)
hmm.
why am i losing followers lately? is this not a-game content?
lickystickypickyme:
Blackstreet ft. Dr. Dre- No...
OMG LASER GUNS PEW PEW PEW →
yessssssssss!
“Continue this way until your tightening back pain moves from the lower back to...”
– Guest Op Ed: How to Shovel Fucking Snow | The Awl
Grid Design | 10 Amazing Grid-Style Website... →
this is a nice compilation… but i still don’t like grid sites.
