allnightdiner: Archive

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

Gossip: The Great Conde Nast Receptionist Purge →

hey that’s a great idea- fire all the lowest-paid people who (more than likely) do the most work. no wonder conde nast is doing so well!

Mar 31st

msbojangles: indierawk:bluesiren: and the award...

Mar 31st

“She’s going to get up in court and pull a Tina Turner by saying, “I...”

– A Countess Without A Count | Dlisted

Mar 31st

ohnotheydidnt: Angie Harmon: I'm not racist →

no, you’re just a dumb bitch. he’s been in office for two whole months and there’s still a recession! wahhhh! also my hubs is a highly paid athlete and the recession has little to no effect on my personal lifestyle! wahhh!

Mar 31st

Mar 29th

Pranks: Comic Genius Behind Dina Lohan's Fake... →

love it.

Mar 28th

ikea hacker →

so this site is awesome.

Mar 28th

frangry: Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time (via...

Mar 28th

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Mar 26th

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“Then it was time for Scott to help get Ryan back in fighting shape, so there was...”

– Recaps: The Real World Brooklyn ‘s Gambling Problem

Mar 26th

just to continue the theme

gifparty:

Mar 26th

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i also just noticed the youtube username “raypruit90210” below. that name has so many possibilities, yet this is the only video posted. i can’t decide if this is wrong or if it’s a subtle homage to the greatness of violence against donna martin.

Mar 26th

topherchris: Steve Perry — Oh Sherry

Mar 26th

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“When Brenda left 90210, so did Ed….”

– My husband, knowing wassup. (via molls) it makes me so sad that people missed out on val :(

Mar 26th

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Let me get this straight. We can bail out private... →

(via soupsoup) sigh.

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

“There’n Arby’s around here? Mama needs some Curlies.”

– Real Housewives : Blood On the Runway i am crying at this recap. richard is a creative genius. the best part is that it seems totally plausible that these words would come out of luann’s mouth.

Mar 25th

“Hey can I smoke in here? Fuck yeah I can smoke in here. I’m a...”

– Real Housewives : Blood On the Runway

Mar 25th

Pauly Shore Has A New Movie! And It Looks Insane!... →

is this real? i mean it can’t be real. it just can’t be.

Mar 25th

You Asked For It America, And Now You Are Going To... →

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE AMERICA, AMERICANS!

Mar 25th

i really fucking hate julia allison.

that’s all.

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

“If I’ve only one life, let me live it as a blonde. Clairol”

– Tagline Guru • List of Slogans

Mar 24th

“For negative people. CameraWorld”

– Tagline Guru • List of Slogans

Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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HOLY SHIT

molls: thatswhatimsaying: TLC has a one-hour documentary about a girl with mermaid syndrome. i have seen this and it’s pretty great. the little girl cracks me up, she’s pretty awesome.

Mar 23rd

Mar 22nd

ohnotheydidnt: The Jonai Brethren want you to know... →

holy shit they really spray white foam on little girls in the audience??!

Mar 22nd

so here's how i'm spending my sunday afternoon...

1. working 2. looking at myspace profiles of tool academy cast members myspace pics to come!

Mar 22nd

this is for the ladies

reading about jade goody, a 27 year old who died of a preventable disease, is reminding me that i should schedule another annual funtime appointment with the gyno. so ladies, get on this if you haven’t already. sorry to get all serious and shit, but it’s pretty important. all the big brother/reality celeb stuff aside, jade’s death is really fucking sad. and women die from...

Mar 22nd

“But what I really want to know is this: Was that picture even there when John...”

Mar 21st