February 2009
120 posts
Reblogging Nonsociety: UPDATE: Wild Crazy Birthday... →
this is just sad. but funny. and sad.
SNL Skit: Don't Buy Stuff You Can't Afford →
chris parnell will be a featured speaker at the next USCFS seminar.
Email: Simple Guidelines for Workday Quality Over... →
following these rules would stress me out more than actual work does.
i’m going to start a new productivity movement: Use Some Common Fucking Sense (USCFS).
college memory: getting an angry call from the...
tylercoates:
Dinosaur Jr. - “Start Choppin”
I...
AMAZING!!!! | Dlisted →
alright look, i’ve had a few beers so correct me if i’m wrong here. and it’s friday, so shut up, i can stop anytime i want. howevs. shut UP kanye! i love you, but seriously. shut up! stop talking.
and if you read dlisted (which you should!) you’ll see that apparently rihanna got back with chris brown. which is ridiculous. note to any ladies that might be possibly read...
“Well, you see, sir…thing is, we needed money to help those Contras back in...”
– CIA Awkwardly Debriefs Obama On Creation Of Crack Cocaine | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“Why is it called Goop?” a writer for The Globe and Mail in Toronto sniped....”
– Gwyneth Paltrow’s Offstage Roles - But Why? - NYTimes.com
“The actor is currently shopping around a dating reality show called Jason and...”
– ohnotheydidnt: EXCLUSIVE: Jason Wahler Calls Off Engagement
dear kelly bensimon,
i can now very much appreciate my paleness. as well as my hairbrush.
so, thanks.
PEPSI TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A SUCKY PRODUCT IN 27... →
(via bagcoffee)
breathtaking.
What to Do If You Get Laid Off - TIME →
this whole article makes me sad. but i guess it’s useful to read.
The Simple Dollar » Bulk Breakfast Burritos:... →
this is a great idea. of course, i would end up eating all 37 burritos in one sitting, but that’s beside the point.
No Thanks, I'll Get The Quarter Pounder Instead |... →
FT.com / Business Life / Columnists - New training... →
oh no! rich people are being forced to work for their money and no longer have time for 90 minute daytime workouts! damn you economy, damn you!
sometimes this song makes me feel like dying. →
molls:
true story.
interesting. this is the one that does it for me.
Media: In England They Cut Your Pay Nicely →
would you delight in subsisting on grilled cheese and pretzels? we can help!
Yahoo Answers →
and god bless whoever started this tumblog.
Watchthis is pretty clever and adorable. unfortunately, i don’t love my cat enough to do this.
okay, i’m just actually way too lazy to make one.
Felicia Culotta - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
11 years as a personal assistant. really.
ohnotheydidnt: The Daughter in "Beaches": 'Memba... →
ahh too old! too old! this means that i’m old! no!
ohnotheydidnt: Miley lets the paparazzi in her... →
okay two things.
1. who the f invites paparazzi into their house to take pics of their children?
2. why the f is miley f’ing cyrus invited to the academy awards?
“Also, did anyone else find it a bit risky that Hawking kept the expansive,...”
– Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » LOST RECAP: …Aaaaaaaand We’re Back!
YES. yes i did. it actually bothered me more than i should admit.
Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » The 40 Most... →
“You want to be old school? Ya know, real hardcore? Start wearing a sanitary belt...”
– Trendwatch: Kids Smoking Pipes Without Crack!
Trendwatch: Kids Smoking Pipes Without Crack! →
how EDGY.
Crises: Vegan Lunch Dilemma Brings NYU... →
a catered protest… am i understanding this correctly?
i wish i’d thought of this when i was in college.
Laid-Off Copywriter Turning Blog Into Job Site -... →
as much as the economy sucks, it’s interesting to see how people are navigating it…
“Is this the founding Twitter document?”
– Twitter creator Jack Dorsey illuminates the site’s founding document. Part I | Technology | Los Angeles Times
Farewell, Loki | Dlisted →
not gonna lie, i cried a little when mickey thanked his dogs at the golden globes.
now if you’ll excuse me, my cat can’t seem to stay off of the kitchen counter, so i must go beat her ass.
What The Hell Kind Of GD Band Is This? | Dlisted →
um… what? i don’t understand any of this.
Reblogging Nonsociety →
ooh nevermind. david karp got spanked! nice.
Julia Allison: I'm 'Thrilled' Tumblr Muzzled My... →
god julia allison is completely vile. when you make a career of doing nothing of worth and bragging about it, you better be ready for critics. if you can’t take the heat, get a real job.
also i’m not too thrilled with tumblr right now. they deleted accounts without warning the owners of the new rules. not cool.