January 2009
40 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
“What are you doing? Reading? Get with the program, you guys. She’s not...”
– Are You Guys Watching Lost? Because You Should Be Watching Lost - Videogum
Jan 31st
ontd broke livejournal. lulz. →
Jan 31st
“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”
– Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth | Dlisted
Jan 29th
“Inspired by his amazing water landing The Tax Club wants to help Veteran fighter...”
– Accounting Solver
Jan 27th
Free Excel Spreadsheets →
i… am in nerd heaven right now. i don’t even know what half (okay most) of these sheets mean, but i love them anyway. if i were still an artist, i would totally make some nerd excel art.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
“It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing.”
– Virgin: the world’s best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph
Jan 27th
Jan 25th
The Beginner’s Guide to Zen Habits - A Guided Tour... →
for whatever reason, i can’t get enough of this buddhist zen crap right now. not sure what’s happening to me…
Jan 23rd
“Keep working on whatever it is you’re working on. I don’t want to...”
– Hey Man, You Got A Second So I Can Fire You? | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
“Did Ann Miller come down from heaven to host this shit?”
– We Have A New President, But I Can’t Stop Staring At Diane Feinstein’s Hair | Dlisted
Jan 21st
The Microwave Diet: 8 Great Frozen Entrees -... →
i don’t understand how this is a “beauty” eat, but i like it anyway.
Jan 20th
Woman missing 12 years found in woods - Europe-... →
man, this woman was living out my dream. except minus the internet and cable. 
Jan 20th
Commentary: Bush saved 10 million lives - CNN.com →
bill frist: doctor, comedian.
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
Twitter / michael_bay →
okay kind of makes the existence of twitter worth it. kind of.
Jan 14th
Wedding (Taco) Bells: Couple Marries At Taco Bell →
this is awesome. $200 for a wedding sounds about right. well, not counting the booze. 
Jan 11th
Boycott These Sponsors of NonSociety.com →
hahahahaha. hahahahaha. hahahahahaha!
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Jan 11th
Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In... →
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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“If one more young woman refers to herself and her girlfriends as...”
– The Women: Two Things We Need to Stop Doing, as Displayed By Mary Rambin
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
CelebNewsWire.com - Martha Stewart Breaks up... →
Jan 10th
Happy Soul Industry - Steffan Postaer →
dear god, please let kirk cameron buy the movie rights. 
Jan 9th
“CT was a great party host. He had much respect for all the guests in the party...”
– Testimonials for services of the MM Agency
Jan 9th
Real World/Road Rules Challenge - Wikipedia, the... →
THERE HAVE BEEN SEVENTEEN REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGES. SEVENTEEN. !!!
Jan 9th
oh that's right-
the businesswoman post is following richard simmons. it’s time to think outside of the box, people. or something.
Jan 6th
OPEN Forum by American Express OPEN | Ten Tiny... →
i’m kind of ‘well, duh’ about this list, so i’m either the smartest person alive or i really need to get a hobby. but seriously, adding an email signature-what business owners have to be told about this? and wouldn’t number 10 work better with google? jesus i work too much.
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
just putting this out there
“hypnotize” and “here i go again” might be the best songs ever created in the history of music. like if those two songs were played on a loop in my head for the rest of my life, it really wouldn’t be a problem. although having “magic man” and “put a ring on it” thrown in once in a while would be pretty cool, too. 
Jan 6th
Facing Facebook: Should You Be Facebook Friends... →
i can’t even imagine my mom being on facebook. thank god she has no interest in the internet.  “who are all these boys on your page? are they single? why don’t you date them? why don’t you post more pictures of your cat?” etc.
Jan 4th