October 2008
36 posts
“Sarah Palin is the kind of person who, while stabbing you to death, would ask if...”
– Horse Race: Today in Campaign Detritus
September 2008
54 posts
Watchi’m not all queer or whatever (unholy nights!) but katie couric sure is a hotass bitch.
wasn’t she about to lose her job a few months ago? well played.
Oprah : Entire Ohio Family Addicted To Heroin →
well hello there home county of half my family!
sadly, i only wish my relatives were this cool. junkies would be way more fun than evangelists and silent judgers.
Jessica Roy: Welcome to Paris →
oh what in the hell… listen, i’d be thrilled to spend 4 months in paris living in a box* and subsisting on nothing but baguettes and snails. life is unfair.
*(cable-ready)
R.i.p.: Paul Newman, Actor →
to be honest, i haven’t seen many of his movies, but my mom absolutely loved him and i absolutely love all the sweet stories about him in the linked thread. r.i.p. to an actual nice, decent hollywood star.
Facebook | Sarah Palin →
410k supporters.
really?
sigh.
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Watchoh this is just painful.
VideUhOh: Palin, or Miss Teen South Carolina? →
CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time... →
OH NO YOU MOTHERFUCKING DON’T.
this debate is all i have. i need this!
“I will never be able to listen to him sing, “O Holy Night,” knowing...”
– People Magazine Cover & Article - PLS READ (merged) - Clay Street - CLAY WORLD - The Clayboard - A Clay Aiken Message Board - Message Board - Yuku
“this is quite possibly the saddest day of my life…i really looked up to...”
– People Magazine Cover & Article - PLS READ (merged) - Clay Street - CLAY WORLD - The Clayboard - A Clay Aiken Message Board - Message Board - Yuku
“This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its...”
– Upcoming People Magazine Cover and Article - PLS READ - Clay Street - CLAY WORLD - The Clayboard - A Clay Aiken Message Board - Message Board - Yuku
SHOCKER! →
sometimes i wonder...
if kitty ever thinks to herself, “you know, the first time the girl walked through the door singing ‘guess who’s back’, i found it mildly amusing. but 349085 times later, the humor is pretty much gone.”
i know i say this a lot, but this might be the... →
Coilhouse » Blog Archive » Weekly Ad Uncoiling:... →
yeah this doesn’t bother me at all. i’ve pretty much resigned myself to the fact that kitty and i (and our various cockroach moochers) are one. not sure what that says about me though. probably that i’m a loser.
emergency!
my cable box appears to be dead. i’ve had a few drinks so this might possibly be a drunken nightmare, but i cannot bring it back to life. i dunno if the three people who read this (and i’m being quite generous to myself here) are believers in prayer, but please- let’s all pray that my cable box is up and working by the time i wake up tomorrow!
if i lose my 54898 dvr’d...
Brooke Hogan on Dick Cheney: 'Who's That?' →
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Sarah Palin, Wasilla, book banning | Salon News →
it’s actually a pretty good article. not so much because it illustrates how cuckoo bananas palin is (duh) but because it gives some press to a pastor who seems like a pretty down to earth, realistic guy. i really hope this evangelical fad goes away soon.
oh my god
i just discovered spokeo. i am thoroughly intrigued/creeped out.
this whole tumblr/twitter/facebook/oversharing is starting to get to me. i try not to put much real personal info out there, but i run searches on myself every so often to find out what others can see. because i am just soooo sought after, i know. but it seems like this is all getting a bit out of hand…
so.
i’ve just installed moneydance on my laptop. it’s a pretty nice personal finance software for the mac, it’s pretty easy to use so far. however. one drawback is that this software is brutally honest. it lists your net worth right there on the homepage. i give myself a lot of credit for not crying. yet.
someday i’m going to develop a new financial software package for...
Fey As Palin | Dlisted →
i couldn’t get the video to embed, but you must see this if you missed it last night.
PolitiFact | A service of the St. Petersburg Times... →
this site is fun! it’s like a carnival of lies.
okay
so now i’m watching exiled. no, i still haven’t changed the channel away from mtv. listen, i went to the gym today and i’m too tired to find a real show to watch. so anyway. this super sweet sixteen skank is hanging out with a sami family in norway. they’re herding reindeer in what might be the most beautiful (and arctic?) area i’ve ever seen. the little bitch is...
“Stephanie Parker, 23, a single mother puffing on a Marlboro menthol cigarette in...”
– ontd_political: ‘She’s one of us’: Palin wins over Obama women
“Obama, he’s not our kind of people,” said Middleton in a gruff,...”
– ontd_political: What small-town America is saying about Obama
what!
so i’m watching the paris hilton bff casting special (shut up, nothing else is on! and i’d been watching true life: i have acne, which was pretty interesting actually. so shut up!) anyway, one of the contestants is clark gable’s granddaughter.
RHETT BUTLER’S GRANDDAUGHTER IS ON A REALITY SHOW COMPETING TO BE PARIS HILTON’S NEW BFF.
i’m going to vomit.
“I definately think Britney will be discussed in future textbooks. Within the...”
– ohnotheydidnt: Book exclusive: Britney’s mom breaks her silence
i don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Watchyeah i’m feeling political today. WHAT.
(play freebird!)
“I wouldn’t vote for that crazy bitch if she gave me 100 blow jobs.”
– YouTube - Sarah Palin ABC Interview Charles Gibson Part 4 Day 2
youtube commenters really know how to break it down for the people.
Project Runway: Korto →
beyanca! fierce!
i believe that children are the future. →
Dakota Fanning: Hollywood, Say Hello To Dakota... →
aw, very sweet. rehab was good for her!
this is why i don't live in california.
me: OMG JACKIE TAYLOR
me: SHE IS HERE
sarah: fuck you!
me: KELLY AND JACKIE SHOWDOWN
me: RIGHT NOW, IN MY APT
sarah: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shenae Grimes Has A Lot To Learn | Dlisted →
i agree with every part of this post.
To Do: Why 'Degrassi' Fans Should Be Totally... →
yes, yes and yes.
also i had a dream about moving to toronto. who’s with me?