July 2008
65 posts
yup.
supergrass is once again my favorite band in the world. awesome, awesome show.
Colorado puts brakes on license plate... →
if i ever get another car i’m totally getting HBIC69
Twitter / MissRFTC: I am totally serious. My Ob... →
okay pretty awesome. thanks gawker.
Expert: L.A.'s 5.4 quake 'small sample' of one to... →
omg! i was on IM with my friend in LA when this happened, so i am obvious personally connected to this. i am also obviously drunk but whatevs. earthquake! and omg i just saw a commercial for lost boys 2 but there was no haim. therefore i don’t care. back to big brother.
ohnotheydidnt: Senor Bale & family arrive at... →
nevermind the story or the paparazzi pics, just enjoy the gifs. if you’re as immature as i am, you’ll find them hilarious.
big brother, ratings powerhouse
sarah: man, i alsmot thoguht they would put up libra. that would have been pretty sweet
sarah: but of course they didn't
heather: ugh i WISH
heather: i hate her
sarah: yeah, she sucks
sarah: they all suck
sarah: i ahte them.
heather: she sucks the worst i think
sarah: but only in the most apathetic way
heather: mostly because she's fat
heather: from her babies that she left
sarah: ha
sarah: omg, if only this convo was on twitter
Watchokay so yeah this came out like a week ago and i’m just now watching it, whatever. i have things to do, beer doesn’t drink itself. anyway. elisabeth hasselcracker is a stupid bitch, but the best part is that in this argument about racism, SHE USES THE MOVIE “CRASH” AS A REFERENCE POINT.
next time i’m in an argument about feminism i’m totally going to draw...
Watchyay! but where are the guns?
PowerPurify™ Foot Patches—Remove Toxins →
this sounds totally reasonable!
“I want to be an actress and a brand, and then I want to do some producing.”
– Presented Without Comment: Olivia Palermo in Page Six Magazine
GODDAMN YOU JULIA ALLISON
Dear Kelly Taylor, Say Your Prayers! | Dlisted →
!!
“1) Getting a homeless person to do his business on the star will not be...”
– Assistant/Atlas: Hollywood’s Young Shoulders: Poop on Ryan Seacrest’s Star Contest Update
“the pics don’t lie. barbie’s looking all fierce while the bratz doll...”
– ohnotheydidnt: Barbie wins case against Bratz
“She looks like she smells like ass, baby oil, and that period smell the dirty...”
– ohnotheydidnt: Jessica Biel looking horrible at the Esp
“VH1 and BRET MICHAELS will hit the road literally…to find true love on the
ROCK...”
– -my future awaits.
On Beauty: Queen Elizabeth Looks Fantastic in Her... →
jesus christ! i wish i looked this good now!
“Therefore, no one can drink enough beer at one time to get intoxicated,...”
– Scientist: You Can’t Get Drunk On Beer
(amateur!)
Freeload Press, Inc.-- Liberating the Textbook →
i think this is cool.
wtf has happened to me?
“Perhaps you’ve just enjoyed a romantic dinner together (I suggest Red...”
– How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal? | Cracked.com
ohnotheydidnt: Her "The Hills" shtick was... →
watch both clips. i love her. ignore the leno.
$132 For This Slutty Trash?! | Dlisted →
Jezebels without a cause - Broadsheet - Salon.com →
sigh.
i’m still giving jezebel a chance- they have a number of other smart, talented writers- but… sigh.
ohnotheydidnt: Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society... →
omg! not sure what makes me happier- the fact that emma is the new poison ivy slut, or the fact that there exists a dvd of the poison ivy trilogy.