July 2008
65 posts
June 2008
51 posts
“No. 2: “I’m sorry.”
– 7 Things NEVER to Say to LGBT Coworkers
“5. “How do you go to the bathroom?”
– 7 Things NEVER to Say to People With Disabilities
“Do you live in a teepee?”
– Things NEVER to Say to American Indian Coworkers
watching vh1's top 20 countdown
new kids on the block are at number 1. for the second week in a row.
prepare yourself: you're about to see a whole mess... →
John Osher: 17 mistakes startups make -- the... →
huh.
“Girl needs JVV from Intervention. THAT would be an interview.”
– Woe Is Winehouse: Rolling Stone Writer Convinces Us That Amy Winehouse Is Going To Die
i'm convinced.
mary rambin represents everything that is wrong with america. especially america’s women.
i won’t link her insipid blog but i’m sure you can find it. bring a bucket.
Fameballs: Presented Without Comment →
on second thought, maybe i won’t apply to baruch… hmm.
Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » I Can’t Even Deal... →
OMG!
“I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!”
– ohnotheydidnt: kanye blogs about bonnaroo.
Watchhow fucking adorable is sondre lerche? i mean really.
Empathy deficit disorder -- do you suffer from it?... →
oh you have got to be kidding me.
Spies: Meet the Man Who Started the War in Iraq →
wait.
okay.
the CIA took the word of a fry cook that saddam had massive weapons?
and seriously- bk fries blow. they really should have talked to someone at mcdonalds.
“Look at that fucking picture. Question for Peter Cook.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG...”
– Messes: Christie Brinkley’s Awesomely Ugly Divorce
“If somebody is going to rape you in the shower, it seems to me they are not...”
– Michael Ian Black: Musings
Dark Angel of The Hills | The New York Observer →
i definitely like kelly cutrone and i’m surprised (thought not really i guess) by how many people hate her.
but honestly, the best comment on this article-
“What kind PR person would show such scorn for successful designers just because she doesn’t personally like what they make?”
oh no! how dare she violate the respected code of the ass-sucking PR industry!
“Again, I am sorry that because of me, you are broken. I am a terrible person...”
– Crap Email From A Dude: “Through Your Inadequacy To Fulfill Me, I Have Realized My Own Egotism”
The Hills: Spencer Pratt Wants $100k Just to Leave... →
WHAT?
omfg
i just wrote down all the debt i currently owe with the monthly payments that i make. i will be debt-free in 8.3 years. that is, if i don’t put anything else on credit during that time.
W THE F
perhaps my mother was right to advise me to find an single, rich, old, sickly man with no ex-wives or children.
Watchon a serious related note- this is an interesting documentary. it shows a lot of modern news stories related to racism against blacks, asians and arabs in the media. i could do with less of the white zionist emphasis (i am a honky after all), but i think stories like this need to be made more prominent in the media. the doll test nearly melted my icy heart…
Watchand on a related note… god bless tracy morgan.
The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters | Cracked.com →
disney is nothing if not incredibly progressive. and classy!
Sheen Kidz →
oh yes.
oh and p.s.
fuck you steve jobs! i could have bought a night’s worth of beer with that $200!
(my iphone was purchased on may 16. goddammit.)
“This is going to revolutionize the way I hang out with the same five people!”
– IPhone: Prepare To Never Again Have A Private Moment At A Bar
SurfTheChannel - Daria →
yay!!
“When I was little, before I’d use the toilet, I’d sit down and take into account...”
– i am neurotic.
Watchi shed tears with this one. for several minutes. true story.
p.s.
8-12 min? amateurs.
“1. The Unhealthiest Drink In America
Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar...”
– Unhealthy Drinks: America’s Most Unhealthy Drinks Exposed
$10 Cigarettes Are Here →
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Clips: Sarah Jessica Parker Squeals In Dismay Over... →
oh shut the fuck up sjp and michael patrick king! your show was good but you ruined it with a shitpacked movie. now go away!
also who says “cinema” anymore? god i hate sjp.
“that’s so interesting. cinema!”
happy funtime
“be prepared for a sudden, needed and happy change in plans!”
- my fortune cookie tonight
- from my chinese food that i scarfed down in 5 min
- probably refers to a digestive release coming in about 15 min, but i’ll take what i can get