allnightdiner: Archive

Mar 31st

Watch

“we’re all models west of the allegheny.”

Mar 30th

“Larry the Cable Guy really got screwed with that bracket seeding. He could have...”

– Comedy: Who Is America’s Worst Comedian?

Mar 29th

Smoking: Smoking Ban Making New York Dangerously... →

Mar 27th

ugh

i am currently sitting in jury duty, waiting for my name to be called. i was drinking last night and did not have a chance to get food or coffee before coming here. just giving you a glimpse into my own personal hell. although, to be fair, no one is playing hilary duff on repeat.

Mar 27th

Evil Corporations In Action: Random House Proudly... →

jessica wakefield would NOT drive a jeep wrangler. please.

Mar 27th

sarah: pretty sure we are going to hell
heather: yeah pretty sure
sarah: in fact...
sarah: i'm H.I.V. Positive

Mar 27th

Addiction to internet 'is an illness' | Technology... →

aka my parents’ bitching in 1997 was totally valid.

Mar 26th

oh, how i envy you, happy chair.

Mar 26th

aw, how cute is this? →

Mar 23rd

Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina | The... →

“His dazed state, public defecating and lack of clothing suggest that he is a mentally ill homeless man who was seeking shelter.”

Mar 23rd

Praise Cheesus! →

Mar 23rd

Washup: Toilet and Washing Machine All-in-One (Oh... →

first those damn hippies don’t want us to flush after we pee… and now they want us to wash our clothes with shit water? my god.

Mar 23rd

Vumber: The Anyphone Phone Number →

seriously? i must be a nerd, cause i would give someone my email instead anyway. this probably explains why i don’t date much.

Mar 23rd

Mar 22nd

“Playing yourself on reality television isn’t to our reader the level of...”

– Selling Lauren Conrad - WSJ.com

Mar 22nd

Britney's New Look - 1202 - Watch - South Park... →

umm… holy shit. seriously. i’m actually trying to wean myself off of paparazzi pics. i know it’s wrong but… damn, it just feels so right.

Mar 20th

this... is why i love gawker. →

Mar 20th

Crying At Work: Generally A Dumb Idea, Right? →

hey. i can’t help being so fucking sensitive, you know? but yes, generally a dumb idea. i really hate crying anywhere in public, but especially especially at work. but it could be worse- at least i’m not a guy. cause everyone knows that dudes who cry are total gaywads.

Mar 18th

Classy Ladies: We're On to Your Drinking Problem →

this just makes me realize that i’m not drinking enough. i thank all the classy ladies before me who have broken this glass ceiling for the rest of us.

Mar 18th

Watch

hottest track ever?

Mar 18th

“On the shock of hearing that Katie Holmes was dating Tom Cruise back in 2005: “I...”

– i love michelle williams.

Mar 18th