February 2008
75 posts
also, paulina porizkova is a fox. i hope i look that good when i’m 60.
holy shit
so i’m watching top model and the photoshoot is homeless chic or some crap. some of the girls have actually been homeless and got emotional. at judging, miss tyra actually says, “homelessness is an issue close to my heart, because on my talk show, i dressed as a homeless person and lived on the street for a day.”
tyra is just the gift that keeps on giving.
finally, some attention is being paid to the... →
haters just wish they’d had the barbie dream house. and corvette. and ‘57 chevy. and pool.
this is more frightening than andrea zuckerman in... →
seriously, this show is insane. i can’t even think of a smartass comment to make. well, besides the andrea one, but that was easy. i’m going to go get my tubes tied.
most likely discussing quantum physics, no?
hi, i don't belong here at the oscars at all.
i mean, i loved “if looks could kill” as much as the next person (okay, probably more), but really?
where i found the pic below. →
i just had to add this comment thread because it is hilarious. it takes me back to astoria and the 3498313049 hours spent watching these glorious storylines unfold.
maybe someday i’ll update this. http://donnamartingraduates.wordpress.com/. but probably not.
for sarah-
U4EA!
i am far too obsessed with this vacant brat. →
ps they really thought people in the midwest wore cargo pants because they had to work in the fields. rich girls = best show ever?
awesome. →
heartwrenching. →
is it even possible to believe in true love anymore? :(
oh and you should really google image deelishis. you will not be sorry.
in reference to the nasty lohan marilyn pics
which you can find on your own, cause dammit i’m not linking to them-
um, my cat takes better softcore porn pics.
observe:
whoa drugs are bad. →
Watchyou know this is what she’s really like.
diva! →
question:
is it like, time to clean?
cool, i didn’t think so either.
for the record, i own no papizan chairs or items... →
wtf is wrong with people? →
here’s the basic premise: two douchebag bloggers start dating. dbaguette starts a “secret” blog in which she spills out all her feelings about dbag. dbag finds out, flips out, dumps dbaguette and writes a story about it for page six magazine.
on the one hand, this is all very entertaining. on the other hand, wtf. seriously. this is about as personal as i plan to get on this blog...
“my blake! my blake in car cer ated!”
amy winehouse is looking and sounding great on this shitfest show. she just called out “MY BLAKE!” yes!
lilo is going to have to step it up to fill the void left in the crackwhore dept.
question:
who invited these people to the grammys?
was tocarra invited because she looks fierce? cause she does.
ace, same reason i assume.
also, this beatles “tribute” is making all my senses bleed. thank god rock of love starts soon.
“I’m famous by default. I came out of the womb and people wanted to know...”
– frances bean cobain in harper’s bazaar
huh.
i’m not sure what to do with this tumblr. should i actually write stuff? or just keeping posting random crap that i come across? i think maybe one person even reads this anyway. so yeah, let me know what you think if you’re that one person. sarah. and ps i’m not going to write 90210 recaps because that shit takes forever. so don’t even.
ew. these are the worst teenagers ever. →
aaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
vomit. →
words cannot express how much i hope this is true. →
