October 2008
36 posts
i moved to the us when i was 7 and i didn’t know what halloween was. the...
– ohnotheydidnt: Before They Were Stars: Halloween Edition.
Snl: Celebrate Amy Poehler's Baby Boy With Her... →
Look at all these tremenjus balls of Cheetos! Is we in hevvins?!!!
– Say Cheetooooos! | Dlisted
I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12
– LEAVE RAVEN’S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!1!!! | Dlisted
oh let’s settle down now inferior rudy. there is no planet on which this would be true.
Photos from Obama's rally in St. Louis on... →
between this and colin powell’s eloquent endorsement, i’ve been in tears today. i mean, it could very well be the pms, but still.
They bear us children, they risk their lives to give us birth, so maybe it’s...
– Among Rock-Ribbed Fans of Palin, Dudes Rule - NYTimes.com
who’s more awesome in this- amy poehler or todd palin? i’m honestly not sure.
Cindy McCain: An Outsider Or A Victim Of 'Gutter... →
i don’t get why the mccain campaign hates the new york times’ profile of cindy so much. it makes her sounds like betty draper. and betty draper is kind of badass, so it makes me kind of like cindy. or at least not hate her. or pity her. something like that.
that said, the reporter’s facebook message was a little weird. as much as i hate teenagers (oh and i do), there’s no...
that’s so weird, i’m sending out a forward about rape right now.
greatness.
so my cat was staring intently at something (not new) but it turned out that the something was actually a bug and not just air (new!). we watched it for a few minutes then i killed it. good times.
but the best part is watching her re-live her moment of glory over and over again. she keeps pawing at the spot where the bug was, swatting at the “bug”, then sniffing “it”....
The ‘control-freak’ singer wouldn’t let her family watch...
– ohnotheydidnt: Madonna is a control freak; details of Guy’s life as Mr. Madge
i am really loving this.
genius.
Urban Anthropology: 'Bummy' Williamsburg Hipsters... →
goddammit. i quit. i quit everything.
fourfour: A case for vicarious living →
Anything created on your bedroom floor while you are surrounded by tubes of pink...
– Magazines: The ‘Toos Mourns the Loss of Her ‘Baby,’ CosmoGirl
Features : Radar Online : Radar's guide to... →
read this and start watching the show now.
now!
Hulu - Major Dad →
I LOVE YOU, HULU.
ps please add fernwood 2nite. please!
Hulu - D.C. Follies →
omfg i’ve been looking for this show everywhere! this was my fave as a kid!
true story: my mom put this show down as one of my interests on an application to the gifted kids program when i was like 7. and heavens to betsy, i was accepted. shows you how much they know. not sure where i’m going with this story though. other than to tell you that i’m TOTES smart, obvs. hmm. anyway,...
I remember a girl like that in high school. Her name was Sally and we used to...
– Yep. I called her a bitch and I am not taking it back. « Margaret and Helen
this might be the best blog in the whole world.
Birthday Sluts | Dlisted →
FYI- hilary banks is 42. jesus christ!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now, Even Sherri Shepherd... →
fyi
i’m still cracking up at the mark wahlberg sketch.
“now i’m gonna talk to a GOAT.”
To Do: Through The Vagina, To The Limit, To The... →
HOW COULD ANYONE FIRE THIS WOMAN???
this is unjust! if i weren’t addicted to gawker’s evil empire i would boycott it! but i can’t.
Palin Misquotes Albright: "Place In Hell Reserved... →
this makes me beyond angry. forget that she messed up the quote. from a starbucks cup. point is, i don’t “support” making rape victims pay for their rape kits. i don’t “support” forcing rape victims to carry their rapists’ children. and i don’t “support” women who are in a position to break through the glass ceiling resorting to winking...
i’m not really sure why, but i find this to be hilarious.
this might be my favorite one yet.
Brooklyn Public Library - Business Library →
this might be one of my new favorite places on earth. yes, that might make me a huge fucking nerd (won’t be the first time, friend) but any place full of books, magazines, and quiet social rejects pretty much sounds like heaven.
don’t judge me.
Features : Radar Online : Is Sarah Palin a... →
sadly, i think this article is right on the money.